21

Man, I can't wait until I'm 21. Why? For the obvious reasons...obviously, but also because when you turn 21 you have the right to ditch all of your non-21 friends. Sounds so great. I can't wait until I can get away from all these worthless beings who aren't as old as me that clearly don't deserve my attention or presence. Oh wait, I take that back. They are good for one thing-- a sober ride. Whenever I'm wasted downtown and don't feel like walking in my heels or waiting for STRIPES these youngins' can pick me up. They obviously don't have the privilege like I do of going to exclusive 21 and up places, so they're probably just bored at home doing nothing anyway. They might as well drive my drunk ass home, right? But other than that they're really not good for anything else. I can't wait to be a part of the ever-so-exclusive 21 Club. Being 21 sounds so nice.